Article by Theo Thimo
Hi alt citizen community! Me, again. I got to see Pynkie play a set on a rooftop in midtown which was super random, the vibes were something else entirely. I tried asking some questions but loud music nearby sort of screwed up the interview.
Theo
Okay, I’m nervous. Okay, everyone, this is the beginning of the interview. I have PYNKIE here, talk for the microphone…
Pynkie
Heyyy. whats uppp.
Theo
Does it recognize that it’s you? No…
Pynkie
Come again?
Theo
It might not pick us up at all… Okay….
Pynkie
Oh shit.
Theo
Okay.
[Unknown speaker]
Do you have an extra cigarette?
Theo
No. do you want the end of this?
[Unknown speaker]
No, I want a cigarette.
Theo
Okay.
Pynkie
Is it supposed to be picking me up? Okay, I can talk louder.
Theo
Okay. Let me just start the questions and if it doesn’t work it doesn’t work.
Pynkie
Okay.
Theo
Uhm, who are you?
Pynkie
I am Lindsey, my band name or artist name is Pynkie.
Theo
What’s, err, Where are you from?
Pynkie
Oh my goshh. I have to Speak.. more.. clearly! So your phone can pick up my voice haha. I. Am. From. New Jersey.
Theo
What’s your favorite color?
Pynkie
My favorite color is… dark, deeeep, royal… blue or something, like… that!
Kelsea
No, [unintelligble] for the camera…
Theo
Okay. We have Kelsea here too.
Kelsea
Let me film. Let me film.
Theo
There’s no video.
Pynkie
You can take a, you know what, take a video cuz this shit ain’t working.
Theo
Yeah, I don’t think this is working. Please take a video in case it doesn’t work.
Pynkie
It’s already rolling.
Kelsea
We had an incredible performance tonight. Such an insane venue. We have Pynkie. We have Theo. The baddest of the baddies.
Theo
Kelsea’s is about to be better than mine.
Pynkie
Okay. Okay. Well, continue.
Theo
Okay. Great set tonight. By the way.
Pynkie
L.O.L.
Theo
When do you go to sleep?
Pynkie
I usually go to sleep early because I have to wake up early a lot for work. And so it made my body clock make me wake up early.
Theo
What’s the happiest you’ve ever felt?
Pynkie
I feel happier every day, as lame as that sounds.
Theo
What’s your first memory?
Pynkie
First memory is..! I think about this all the time. I also think about the fact that on average, most people’s first memories are from like when they’re three years old. But anyways, my first memory was me in a hot air balloon place where a bunch of hot air balloons were like going up and I was like whoa, this is crazy, what the fuck! And I was like three when that happened because my dad took me on an air balloon when I was three.
Theo
Whoa. That’s a good one. Okay, what is music… to you?
Pynkie
Music is the art of time and time plus sound.
Theo
Good. This is a really good interview. What’s… What’s the most beautiful thing you’ve ever seen?
Pynkie
The most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen? Oh shit, I have to think about this.
Theo [to Kelsea]
That’s a good question.
Pynkie
The most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen in person, right?
Theo
Yeah.
Pynkie
Okay.
Theo
Well because, usually that’s more beautiful.
Pynkie
The Grand Canyon and like the night sky when I was in the Grand Canyon also also with all the crazy amount of stars that we can’t see over here.
Theo
That is so true. Okay, wait. Music question. How’d you come up with the name Songies?
Pynkie
Songies are songs that are short!.. Sweet!.. And to the point!.. And I’m trying to speak clearly for you!.. I’m talking to your phone! What’s your phone’s name? No, I’m just kidding.
Theo
I think It’s my brother’s name. Okay, last question. Okay, because it’s so.., these take a…, it’s not transcribing well so this is going to take a long time.
Pynkie
Oh wait, I have one more thing to say about Songies! There’s no other album in the world that was ever made called Songies except for mine. As far as I can find.
Pyknie
That’s good.
Pynkie
I don’t know, that just is a strange thing because I thought there would be. Continue.
Theo
Okay. We’re on a rooftop right now. What’s… How was your night?
Pynkie
My night was great… But I got a little too high, nah I’m just kidding, delete that.
Theo
Okay. and Last question…
Pynkie
Wait! Wait! Wait! I can say how my night was. My night was great. And it was cool. And the bands that played were really fucking good.
Theo
What was the last band?
Pynkie
Last band was Earth dad. But they haven’t released like any of those songs. I don’t think and they were so good. I was like wow.
Theo
it was a really chill set.
Pynkie
I miss playing with a full band. That was hilarious… Whatever happened back there when I was playing… And I’m sorry, continue.
Theo
Final question. Are you afraid of heights?
Pynkie
…Yes! Whenever I’m like looking down at heights I have to like, I have to crouch on the floor. I want to like lay on the floor. and I have dreams all the time of be being really high up and about falling and sometimes I do fall!
Theo
Okay, thank you so much Pynkie. This is awesome. Yeah, thank you for reading to the people that read this.
Pynkie
That’s not really how I talk!
Theo
Okay.
Pynkie
This is just a transcription.
Theo
Yes.
Pynkie
But you don’t have to include that.
Theo
Okay. Well anyway, good night everybody. Thank you. I hope that…
Pynkie
Thank you!
Theo
Thank God you recorded on a second sound source because…
There you have it, folks. Another artist in this world. Check out Pynkie’s album, Songies. She is playing in LA on May 9th, and a show in Queens May 24th. Follow her on Instagram and Spotify. Like and subscribe and hit the bell.
